MicroWarp

posted by Jordan Peterson on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 21:59

Hurry up, get that phonograph into the Microwave. We don't care if the cord hangs out. Dial 30 seconds. The five of us can't wait to see Australia, and a few other places.

Ahh crap, it's not working. 30 seconds has gone by and we're still looking at that phonograph player in the microwave. What'd we do wrong?

Oh, I know. I heard about this before. You have to think: "What was I thinking", and then dial another 30 seconds on the Microwave.

oooooooookay! Here we go!